While most people in an office have a secretary, delivery runner, accountant, or housekeeper, I assure you, I do not. I am the chief 'cook', dishwasher, phone answerer, scheduler, driver, treat cutter, and pooper scooper. As the owner/operator of my own business, things can get pretty hectic somedays, and often I don't have time to use the restroom or eat breakfast, lunch, or dinner on any given day.
I do, however, have an assistant. She is the most lovely girl. She has pointy ears and a toothy grin. She loves getting her 'paychecks' and does anything I ask. She goes with me on appointments and, with the utmost love, affection, and devotion, I use her as 'bait' (very safely of course). She sits excitedly in the backseat of my car anticipating her next doggie- introduction. I could not do my job without her. She never calls in sick, and always has a big smile on her face.
Her name is Bobbie and I adore her.